Someone gets to go home with this guy.
And, I can tell you from experience that if you're looking for Mr. Right Now you're in the right place. Tinder is apparently where to go when you realize that there must be nothing better. If you're on Tinder be prepared for an experience that you won't exactly want to write home about.
- www.tinder.com
This must be where you realize that life in the bar isn't exactly working out, or your girlfriend that you wake up with isn't cutting it, there is no shortage of...seriously?
I can't even imagine trying to tell my parents; "Hey Mom, I met this great catch on an on line dating website, you've heard of that right? He was half naked and husband material. He was totally DTF." She would look at me with her big blue eyes like I was completely insane. And, in her really innocent, adorable way, ask me what DTF meant. If you're not sure, check this gem out:
- www.tinder.com
On that note, how much attention do you need? We have married men, we have butts, we have costumes and we have desperate souls looking for love in all the wrong places. If you are looking for love, look next door. Look at the girl down the street, the guy you see at the coffee shop. Look at the person right next to you who likes to do all the same things you do.
Trust me, it will save you a lot of explaining.
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